There's also a large contingent of educators who seem to find the site. To those looking for "Not Now Bernard lesson plans," "Teaching Itsy Bitsy Spider hand movements," and "Love You Forever classroom activities," I'm afraid I can't help you. I think you could probably effectively impart the same key life lessons by sitting the kiddos down in a semicircle on a cold concrete floor and having them watch Requiem for a Dream, and then at the end, telling them you're all out of Goldfish and juice for the day.
To the surprising percentage of you seeking out "smother stories," I regret to inform you that this is not a fetish site. No one here is getting smothered with feather pillows, silk, or various body parts as you seem to so fervently desire-- at least that I know of; I haven't finished going through all the Disney movies yet. I do sincerely hope you're not looking for smothering instructions for some kind of real-life application-- instead, might I humbly suggest couples counseling?
The most recent bump in page views can be attributed to a sudden upswing in people Googling "David Bowie's crotch." If my blog was not what you were expecting, crotch-ogling-Googlers, let me direct you to this (SFW) vintage photo of the Thin White Duke. Since I can't accommodate the other searchers here, I thought I'd at least try to throw you a--ahem--bone.
For those of you looking to actually make "smothered goose," this Emeril recipe sounds quite promising.